Bob's Diner

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An Announcement From the CEO of Bob's Diner

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Hello, dickweeds:

As you can see, there are only 15 days remaining until the friscal year at Bob's Diner comes to a close. As of now, we have roughly 34,444 comments. Smoothly, we have far fewer comments. As I'm sure many of you B's D aficionados know, we have a comment based economy. So basically, poor comment numbers mean poor salaries and potential loss of life and pension for Paco (the janitor, I think). Ha ha, I'm kidding of course. Definite loss of life and pension for Paco.

This is the seventh straight year of existence for Bob's Diner and friscally, it's the third best. Though, if we strive and believe in ourselves, I suspect we can make this the second best friscal year. Every comment counts (except ones by Misty, which actually negate normal peoples' comments). At the moment, we have an average of about 14.158959537572254335260115606936 comments a day (for the 10/11 friscal year), which is nearly double the amount from this time last year. That is alright, but not quite nearly alright enough.

Point being, Bob's Diner needs your help. Go there and comment today! We've only got 15 days left, so go now! With the loss of Elftown's beloved [Mystin], we need new commenters now more than ever. And also, while you're at it, feel free to fan it as well, so we can beat that snooty the slave trade that keeps trying to outdo us for some reason. We've only got 32 measly fans right now (no disrespect to the measly people that have fanned it so far) and we need more to make it back to the top where we belong. Thank you, morons.

Love,

CEO and drug enthusiast, [Mortified Penguin].

Until The End of the Friscal Year at Bob's Diner

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